ERP in Lobotomy Corporation (Chapters P-1)

Prologue

“Hello, Bridge.”

A man looked forward, seeing a man. He had his hair slicked back a bit and his eyes had a glowing yellow gaze. Who was this tall man?

“Who...are you?”

“I am the secretary of the manager here, the manager of Lobotomy Corporation. I am an AI, though I look very human. My name is Zashu, and I can’t leave the facility. Here in Lobotomy Corporation, we harvest energy from creatures known as abnormalities, which we use to power different machines and stuff. You just happen to be the new manager, which means we welcome you to the company, Bridge.” said the man, extending a hand so he can shake it.

“You seem very nice. I can’t wait to work here!” smiled Bridge, shaking Zashu’s hand. He looked away from the door, noticing someone running around.

“Who’s that?”

“The first Sephirah you will meet.”

Chapter 1- So, Do You Like Monsters?

As Bridge walked along with Zashu, following the person running around, he ruffled his brown hair, making sure he looked representable.

Suddenly, the person ran into a wall, causing them to fall over, scattering papers across the floor.

“Ack! Dangit! I need to stop running into-- Oh! You must be the new manager!” the girl’s hair was a mess, and her clothes were a mess as well. She picked up the papers, and looked at Zashu.

“Zashu! How are you today?” she laughed a smile filling her face.

“Aren’t you going to introduce yourself? It’s rude to-” stared Zashu, before being interrupted by the girl

“Oh, where are my manners! My name is Mochi! I’m in charge of the Control Team!” She wiped her brown bangs out of her face, making sure she can see Bridge. She continued, “I hope we can both do well here, it wouldn’t end up well if we-”

“Please! Let me go home! I don’t want to be here anymore!! I’m going insane!! Nothing is normal here!!” called a voice from the door.

“Ah, let me take care of this. It is my employee after all. You don’t need to worry!” Said Mochi, before walking over to the door.

After Mochi walked back, she smiled again.

“Allow me to bring you to the containment quarters, and help you meet your employees.” He walked along with the short female, watching as she looked through her papers.

“What are those papers for, Mochi?”

“I may have a big personality, but my mind is as foggy as somewhere cold. Zashu recommended that I use papers to remind me of what I have to do!”

“So you’re forgetful?”

“No! Not forgetful at all! Just...fuzzy minded, that’s the word. ANYWAYS, wouldn’t you like to meet your employees?”

As Bridge saw the brown strands of hair run down the hall, he knew he had no choice but to follow his new coworker. At least the employees would be ok, right?

Mochi brought him to two people, though they both seemed a bit..annoyed.

“You’re late again Mochi.” said the shorter one, pushing her black hair behind her shoulder.

“Angie, just leave her alone about that, you know by now she’s bound to be late.” Said the taller one, putting his hand on the small girl’s shoulder.

“Guys, please chill out! This is the new manager, Bridge!” Announced Mochi as Angie and the tall man stared in awe.

“Oh, you should get to Inferno’s department! Delta, take him. Inferno HATES it when I’m late with things!”

“Roger that.” Said the Tall man, and started walking away as Bridge followed.

“So, this is Inferno’s depar- hey, where did Delta go?”

“So you’re the new manager.” A man walked up to Bridge, and looked at his suit.

“For a manager, you look very messy. I’m Inferno, the sephirah of the Information team.”

“Bridge, the new manager. Actually, I have a question for you.”

“Hm?”

“Who’s that over there?” Bridge pointed at a person with white hair, watching from the corner.

“....What is it, Soul?”

The white haired person walked over and looked over at Inferno. “Can I get some pape-”

“How many times must I tell you, it’s not allowed!”

Soul chuckled and walked away, and Inferno turned back to Bridge.

“Ugh. They always do that...it just makes my blood boil. Like...nevermind. Here’s the abnormality list.” Inferno told him, and gave him a clipboard. “Go and assign people now. I’ll see you tomorrow.”

Later that day, Bridge looked out from his office.

“Look! Isn’t my tie cool?”

“It’s loose, Mochi.”

“Did you know that Angie made it, Inferno?”

“Mochi. Fix your tie.”

“But-”

“Fix the tie.”

“Fiiine.”

“I’m surrounded by weird people…” Bridge said, before he rested for the night.